dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
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I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
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I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
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