I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
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Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
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You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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