whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
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Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Drunk is a universal language darling
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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