Are we in a gay sports bar?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
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Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
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Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize