New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
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My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
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Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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