I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
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Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
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We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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