Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
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Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
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Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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