Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
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Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
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YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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