Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
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I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
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Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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