Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
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He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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