I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
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No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
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That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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