Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
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Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
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It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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