I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
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you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
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It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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