Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
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when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
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Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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