ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
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Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
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i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
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