Its about making memories worth repressing
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
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I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
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Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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