Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
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He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
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Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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