he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
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I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
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DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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