so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
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Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
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You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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