What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
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Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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