the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
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I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
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Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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