brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
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