all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
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She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
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You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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