I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
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I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
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I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
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