Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
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Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
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I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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