dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
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why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
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grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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