Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
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He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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