i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
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It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
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You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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