Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
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Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
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You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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