nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
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I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
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We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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