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Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
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Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
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He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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