sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
one two three fourrrrnication!
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
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I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
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I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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