I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
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I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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