Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
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and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
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I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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