you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
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Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
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How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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