i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
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I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
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Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize