Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
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judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
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I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
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