maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
he fucked my hip out of place.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
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Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
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Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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