It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
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Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
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Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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