Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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