I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
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of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
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Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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