I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
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I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
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It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I am mentally ready for anal.
His nipple licking is glorious
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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