THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
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He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
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If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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