I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
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what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
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Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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