His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
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BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
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Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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