just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
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He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
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hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
you never un-have a 4some
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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