In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
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Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
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I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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