I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
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I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
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i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
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