Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
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Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
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Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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