i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
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She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
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Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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